So first, I'm getting ready to go to the dentist this morning - I decide to drive rather than take the bus since the toll is actually less than the busfare, and seems like it would be more convenient. But...I can't find my phone charger. I look everywhere. Gah, so I go to the dentist with a dead phone, I have a charger at work (I thinK). So of course the traffic is awful, I leave home at 8:30am for a 9:20 appointment and I'm 10 minutes late. I can't call to tell them I'll be 10 minutes late because I HAVE NO PHONE. They get started and the air compressor stops working 1/2 hour into a 1 hour appointment. They call the maintenance guy. I can't just reschedule because at this point there are teeth everywhere. So I wait. Appointment takes 2 hours total and my teeth look slightly less like horse teeth now. But they hurt. Whatever. So I lose the parking ticket twice on the way to the parking lot, because now it's 11:45 and I have a meeting in Bellevue at noon. I am 5 minutes late for the meeting, get my phone plugged in, and its a meeting where I already knew all the info and have been testing the demo they showed for weeks. I can't even eat the pizza because I'm not eating solid food because it causes horrible horrible pain every time I eat. Last night it happened with cream of wheat. Ok so meeting over. I go to Starbucks to get a latte because although it's 12:30, I haven't had any food or water this morning yet. When I get back, I have a painful bout of diarrhea. Because I'm awesome like that. And when I finally get back to my desk, I flop a little too hard and split my pants. WHY DO I NOT HAVE MY OWN SHOW YET?